He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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