They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
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just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
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I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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