Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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