i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
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The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
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She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize