the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
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swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
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HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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