Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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