we're blogging at a bar
K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
We're facebook friends in real life
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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