sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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