I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Randomize
