I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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