That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
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We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
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Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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