My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I hope mine doesn't look like that
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
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we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
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Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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