Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
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Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
We don't watch enough power rangers
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Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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