I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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