Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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