Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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