He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
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Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
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Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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