Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
We are all done wearing pants today
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Randomize
