My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
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