I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
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Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
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The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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