Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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