Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
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While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
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Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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