Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
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We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
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I deserve to be covered in dicks
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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