in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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