So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Randomize
