considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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