Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Just pee around me
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
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