dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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