I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I will pee on everything he values.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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