I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
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just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
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It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
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