Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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