shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
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We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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