bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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