brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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