My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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