theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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