woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
he was CRYING into my vagina
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
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I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
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I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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