Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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