He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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