These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
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We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
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Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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