am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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