he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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