yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Randomize
