So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
please come you make the beer taste better
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
He better not be in your backpack
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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