Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
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You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
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You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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