I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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