nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
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He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
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Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
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