Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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