i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Randomize
