Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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