So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
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It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
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That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Why is there bacon in the couch?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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