did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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