If that was your dad, he is hot
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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