windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
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I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
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No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
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